So a guy in a castle won't give us our new arrivals until we help him find his lost treasure.

Then some merpeople won't give us our new arrivals until we help them find their lost treasure.

Are we going to do fetch quests the entire time we're on this journey?

Everyone is back and safe now, aren't they? That was scary - I didn't think people could go missing from such a big Caravan...

[ there's the sound of someone taking a deeeep breath. this is frightening for him. ]

I wanted to ask - does everyone have someone from their home here? Or are some people alone? Because if you're alone, then -- then I'll be ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure someone was just standing at the foot of my bed staring at me.

If this is someone's idea of a joke, I'm not laughing.

[ hi willaknet! did you miss this ragequitting voice booming through your dinky devices? because oh, she mad. she real mad. ]Look, I don't know if there's been some recent spike in the magical disappearing people act but I think I've had enough. Either there's been some unannounced hide-and-seek game going on or somehow people are getting tickets ( Read more... )

[When the feed first turns on, it does so to some rather intense mutterings, most of which include phrases really only understood if you were from the deep south. However, after a long BEEEEEEEP that came from one of the buttons on the Junogam, there's a little yelp and then a long draw of silence.]

Well I'll be... this thing does work. What is ( Read more... )

(this voice is a new one. sort of. it sounds vaguely familiar and rather normal, which is perhaps the oddest thing about it. no growls, no rough tones... just. normal.) Cid would like me to thank you for participating in the masquerade and his game. He'll be speaking to you about your winners and rewards shortly ( Read more... )

Could someone please tell me why I'm in a poorly-lit, depressingly squalid dungeon?

If this is a joke, it's really not funny.